The Vatican canceled Easter. You know how much stuff has to suck for the Pope to be like “you know what, this year Jesus stays dead”.
#jesus saw his shadow #6 more weeks of lent
Tone: irreverent
Irreverent humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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A Friendly Reminder
A friendly reminder: anal sex requires no less than a butt load of lubricant.
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Go Ahead, Masturbate at Denny’s
GO AHEAD, MASTURBATE AT Denny’s
WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO, ASK YOU TO LEAVE?
IN THIS ECONOMY?
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Dear Lord, If You Could Just Look Away for 2 Minutes
Dear Lord. If you could just look away for 2 minutes.
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Sleeping Bag
You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It’s awful.
You can’t ever move, you’re drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth.
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Sign Language
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
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My Only Problem With Women Breastfeeding in Public
My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is they never wink back.
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Sure I Can Paint Your Ceiling
“Sure I can paint your ceiling”
*Michelangelo scoffs to himself*
“Gonna paint a bunch of dudes with their dicks out though”
