If it’s 1 or 1,000 sins, you’re still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend.
Tone: irreverent
Irreverent humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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The Vatican Canceled Easter – This Year Jesus Stays Dead
The Vatican canceled Easter. You know how much stuff has to suck for the Pope to be like “you know what, this year Jesus stays dead”.
#jesus saw his shadow #6 more weeks of lent
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A Friendly Reminder
A friendly reminder: anal sex requires no less than a butt load of lubricant.
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Go Ahead, Masturbate at Denny’s
GO AHEAD, MASTURBATE AT Denny’s
WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO, ASK YOU TO LEAVE?
IN THIS ECONOMY?
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Dear Lord, If You Could Just Look Away for 2 Minutes
Dear Lord. If you could just look away for 2 minutes.
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Sleeping Bag
You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It’s awful.
You can’t ever move, you’re drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth.
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Sign Language
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
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My Only Problem With Women Breastfeeding in Public
My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is they never wink back.
