Tone: irreverent

Irreverent humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • The Day After Marijuana Is Legalized in the South

    The Day After Marijuana Is Legalized in the South

    The Day After Marijuana Is Legalized in the South
  • And Thus Sayeth the Lord, YOU FUCKIN’ WANT ONE?

    And Thus Sayeth the Lord, YOU FUCKIN’ WANT ONE?

    AND THUS SAYETH THE LORD,

    YOU FUCKIN’ WANT ONE?

  • Jesus Getting His Nails Done

    Jesus Getting His Nails Done

    jesus getting his nails done

  • The Top 17 Tweets From President Trump

    17. Winning! Winners win. And I’m a winner who wins, believe me. #ohfucknowwhatdoido

    Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.
    Unleash Chaos

    16. My huuuge hands typing this from the Oval Office! #HowYouLikeMeNowHillary

    15. Nobody told me the White House was such a dump. Not a single gold toilet. Sad. #3rdWorld

    14. Why do they call it the White House when the kitchen is full of Hispanics? #TrumpHouse

    13. @SCOTUS You’re Fired! #TreatGovernmentLikeBusiness

    12. #100days: abolish Obamacare, export all illegal immigrants, mount Paul Ryan’s balls in the Oval Office #sweetrevenge

    11. @PutinRF_Eng Lincoln bedroom stocked with #Stoli; waiting for your arrival #USARUS

    10. White House? Not on my watch. 2,600 gallons of gold gilt paint on the way! #Glitterpalooza #BlingHouse

    9. Note to self: thank Kellyanne Conway, notify her she won’t be paid.

    8. Just sold Washington Monument to China #suckers #shippingisextra

    7. Got the nuclear codes, so excited: 398236. #watchoutisis #makeamericaglowagain

    6. Melania looks stunning lying naked on the Oval Office’s new polar bear-skin rug, trust me. #MakingAmericaBoneAgain #Bigly

    5. WTF? Canada’s Prime Minister keeps calling, saying USA needs to pay for his wall.

    4. WH needs new housekeepers. @AliciaMachado, job is yours if you can drop 20 lbs!

    3. Just sent my homey @Comey a thank you gift: orange jumpsuit for @Hillary. #orangeisthenewpantsuit

    2. That Lincoln bedroom is SO uncomfortable. No wonder he shot himself. #HoleInTheHead #LumpyMattress

    1. First official act: Lady Liberty loses the burka, shows some leg, gets bigger tits #StatueOfLame #6atBest

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  • The Top 15 Signs You’ve Chosen a Bad Culinary School

    15. They promise that 100% of their graduates will be ‘sertified sheffs.’

    14. ‘Today’s pastry is called Bronuts, and you will need some assistance from a male student.’

    13. There’s a Department of Drive-Thru Studies.

    12. Every session ends the same: ‘Defrost and microwave to taste.’

    11. Week 1: Heimlich maneuver.

    10. There’s an angry British man swearing a lot, but mostly about immigrants.

    9. ‘Welcome to: Sculpting with Spam: The Forgotten Dessert Meat.’

    8. All the donuts in the cafeteria have corners.

    7. ‘Note how my blood matches the color of the tomato, so there’s no need to clean it up.’

    6. The chef blindfolds you and tells you to kneel before tasting the sausage.

    5. You could have sworn the teacher said this was his ‘private masterbasting class.’

    4. Your instructor suggests the best way to improve the tastiness of food is to smoke a joint ahead of time.

    3. Exotic Sauces 101 no longer draws much interest due to the whole ‘sautéing with snot’ thing.

    2. ‘I’d like to introduce our special lecturer on knife skills, professional mohel Rabbi Cohen.’

    And the number one sign you’ve chosen a bad culinary school…

    1. The box their Kobe beef came in has an NBA logo.

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  • Jesus: How Do You Celebrate My Resurrection? So There’s This Huge Fuckin Bunny

    Jesus: How Do You Celebrate My Resurrection? So There’s This Huge Fuckin Bunny

    Jesus: how do you guys celebrate my resurrection?

    me: uhh..

    Jesus: something cool right?

    me:

    Jesus:

    me: so there’s this huge fuckin bunny

  • You Can Get Your Butthole Turned Into Chocolates – Edible Anus

    You Can Get Your Butthole Turned Into Chocolates – Edible Anus

    umm wtf?? You can get your butthole turned into chocolates 😂

    ‘Edible Anus’ Company Makes Chocolate Molds of Your (Or a Loved One’s) Butthole

  • What Do People Call the Day I Was Crucified? Good Friday. What the FUCK.

    What Do People Call the Day I Was Crucified? Good Friday. What the FUCK.

    What do people call the day I was crucified?

    Good Friday.

    Yeah, we call it Good Friday!

    What the FUCK.

  • Your Essay Must Start With an Attention Grabber – Barbecue Sauce on My Titties

    Your Essay Must Start With an Attention Grabber – Barbecue Sauce on My Titties

    teacher: your essay must start with an attention grabber

    me: so i’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties

  • I Masturbate Loud as Hell – Go to a Different Olive Garden

    I Masturbate Loud as Hell – Go to a Different Olive Garden

    i masturbate loud as hell and if you don’t like that then go to a different olive garden