MIDGET POLE DANCING
FOR WHEN YOU’RE SHORT ON CASH
Tone: irreverent
Irreverent humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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The Ultimate Rejection
What’s the ultimate rejection?
When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
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Paraplegic Strip Club
The other day I went to a paraplegic strip club.
The place was crawling with pussy.
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When You’re Trying to Wash the Stink Off Your Sex Toy
When you’re trying to wash the stink off of your sex toy.
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Grandma Used to Say Don’t Brag About How Good You Can Cook
Grandma used to say, “Don’t brag about how good you can cook, men will eat 3 day old pizza. Impress him with anal sex.”
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Epstein’s Christmas Dinner
What does Jeffrey Epstein serve for a Christmas dinner?
Holy infant, so tender and mild.
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Why Was 10 Scared
Why was 10 scared?
He was right in the middle of 9/11.
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Trans Fat
What do you get when you cremate a femboy/tomboy?
Trans fat.
