Tone: light-hearted

Light-hearted humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • It was OK

    I recently visited a U.S. state north of Texas and south of Kansas.
    It wasn’t great… but it was OK.

  • A legend in his own thyme

    My great-uncle Herb was a renowned gardener.
    He was a legend in his own thyme.

  • Immature Humor Strikes Again!

    Immature Humor Strikes Again!

    Number 2
  • Defying Signs: To Animal or Not?

    Defying Signs: To Animal or Not?

    Do Not Animals
  • Endless Loop: A Vowel Mystery

    Endless Loop: A Vowel Mystery

    Without a What

  • Couldn’t see himself wearing them

    Why did the short-sighted vampire refuse to get glasses?
    He just couldn’t see himself wearing them.

  • The difference was staggering

    I compared how I walked down the street drunk vs sober.
    The difference was staggering.

  • Forgotten Names, Unfading Love

    A ninety-five-year-old man was asked, “Do you still call your wife ‘darling,’ ‘sweetie,’ or ‘honey’ at this age? What’s the secret?”

    He said, “It’s been ten years. I’ve forgotten her name, and I feel scared to ask now.”

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  • Love Without Limits: A Unique Proposal!

    A woman puts an ad in the newspaper looking for a lover.

    She’s looking for a man who won’t hit her, won’t run away, and must be able to satisfy her in the bedroom.

    The next day, the doorbell rings. She opens the door to find a man with no arms or legs.

    The guy says, “I’m here to answer your ad looking for a lover.”

    She says, “How can you possibly qualify? You don’t have arms or legs.”

    He says, “Exactly. I have no arms, so I can’t hit you. And I have no legs, so I can’t run away.”

    The lady ponders for a few seconds and says, “Good points…but what about satisfying me in the bedroom?”

    And the guy says, “How do you think I rang the doorbell?”

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  • When Poetry Fails: Johnny’s Unique Strategy

    Little Johnny was in school and his English teacher had the students write short poems.

    When everyone was done, she asked the students to read them for the class.

    Little Jeremy: “I took a walk down by the lake and there I saw a long brown snake.”

    Very good Jeremy!

    Little Susie: “My oh my! I looked to the sky, and there I saw a butterfly.”

    Very good Susie!

    Little Johnny: “I couldn’t think of one.”

    Teacher. “You go out in the hall and let me know once you do!”

    Little Johnny goes and sits in the hall. He’s looking around and figures one out.

    He jestures to the teacher who comes and asks him what his poem is.

    “As I sat out in the hall, a big cockroach ran up the wall.”

    The teacher wasn’t pleased, because she knew Johnny just loved slipping in curse words, but said “Ok, but leave cock out of it.”

    Little Johnny comes back in front of the class and reads his poem:

    “As I sat out in the hall, I saw a roach run up the wall. With his cock out!”

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