My wife keeps blowing everything out of proportion.
She is single-handedly ruining my balloon animal business.
Tone: light-hearted
Light-hearted humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Blowing things out of proportion
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He’s a web designer
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.
We had a few drinks. Turns out he’s a web designer. -
It was OK
I recently visited a U.S. state north of Texas and south of Kansas.
It wasn’t great… but it was OK. -
A legend in his own thyme
My great-uncle Herb was a renowned gardener.
He was a legend in his own thyme. -
Couldn’t see himself wearing them
Why did the short-sighted vampire refuse to get glasses?
He just couldn’t see himself wearing them. -
The difference was staggering
I compared how I walked down the street drunk vs sober.
The difference was staggering.
