Tone: light-hearted
Light-hearted humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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One less drunk
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
One less drunk! -
A four-chin teller
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller. -
Now I stand corrected
I didn’t believe in my chiropractor.
But now I stand corrected. -
Knitting While Speeding: A Hair-Raising Chase!
A patrol car is sitting on the side of the highway when a car speeds past at an alarming rate.
The patrol car takes off in pursuit, comes up beside the car, and looks across at the blonde driving. He notices she is knitting.
The cop turns on his lights and siren, and the blonde continues to knit, oblivious to her surroundings.
The cop winds down his window and uses a bullhorn to get the blonde’s attention, yelling, “Pull over!”
The blonde looks across at the cop, takes a second to answer, and finally says, “No! It’s a scarf!”
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Blowing things out of proportion
My wife keeps blowing everything out of proportion.
She is single-handedly ruining my balloon animal business. -
He’s a web designer
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.
We had a few drinks. Turns out he’s a web designer.
