Tone: relatable

Relatable humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Email Server Down

    Email Server Down

    SENDS COMPANY WIDE EMAIL

    INFORMING COWORKERS THAT EMAIL SERVER IS CURRENTLY DOWN.

  • Push Up Last Year

    Push Up Last Year

    Why are my arms so weak?

    It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing.

  • Boomerang Constant Fear

    Boomerang Constant Fear

    I threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back. Now I live in constant fear.

  • Deaf Gang Signs

    Deaf Gang Signs

    Him: I try to talk and she just mumbles and throws up gang signs

    Her: *signals* I’m deaf

  • Cozy Nap 7 Months

    Cozy Nap 7 Months

    When u wanna take a cozy nap or be left alone for 7 and a half months

  • Dad Jokes Family

    Dad Jokes Family

    MY HILARIOUS DAD JOKES

    MY UNGRATEFUL FAMILY

  • Crossfit Croissant

    Crossfit Croissant

    Me: omg I’m so tired from all that crossfit this morning

    Friend: it’s pronounced croissant… and I’m not sure how you managed to eat 12

  • Expert Identifying Birds

    Expert Identifying Birds

    Me: I’m an expert at identifying birds

    Her: OK, what about those ones flying over that tree?

    Me: Yup, they’re all birds

  • Kids Eat Free

    Kids Eat Free

    Waiter: ‘I just wanted to let you know that kids eat for free.’

    Me: ‘Good. I’ll have a water and my daughter will have the steak and a kids Bud Light.’

  • Havent Stolen In A Week

    Havent Stolen In A Week

    when you haven’t stolen anything in a week