DOES IT MOVE?
No – Should it? No – No Problem
Yes – Should it? Yes – No Problem
No – WD-40
DA-WN
Tone: relatable
Relatable humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Sweet Home Alabama Caroline
Sweet Home Alabama vs Sweet Caroline… White People… Me: Sweet Child O Mine
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Office Space Ditches
The older I get the more I understand why Peter was happy to dig ditches for a living at the end of Office Space
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Die Positive Surroundings
The doctor said if i can’t find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I’m going to die.
I’m going to die.
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Rest In Peace
Wife: Babe you know if you die, I’m definitely coming with you.
Husband: I can’t even rest in peace.
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Social Security Kind
Nina and Liz are having a conversation during their lunch break.
Nina asks, “So, Liz, how’s your sex life these days?”
Liz replies, “Oh, you know. It’s the usual, Social Security kind.”
“Social Security?” Nina asked quizzically.
“Yeah, you get a little each month, but it’s not enough to live on.”
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Alone When Doing Number Two
The old song says, “One is the loneliest number you could ever do.” I don’t know about you, but I’d much rather be alone when I’m doing number two.
