Tone: relatable

Relatable humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Slip Into Something Comfortable

    Slip Into Something Comfortable

    allow me to slip into something more comfortable ~

    *gets in my car and leaves*

  • Hooters Every Ten Years

    Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other’s stories.

    At age thirty-two they meet, finish their round of golf, and head for lunch. “Where do you wanna go?”

    “Hooters.”

    “Why Hooters?”

    “They have those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts, and the gorgeous legs.”

    “Perfect, you’re on.”

    At age forty-two, they meet and play golf again. “Where do you wanna go for lunch?”

    “Hooters.”

    “Again? Why?”

    “They have cold beer, big-screen TVs, and side action on the games.”

    “Yeah, boy! Let’s do it!”

    At age fifty-two they meet and play again. “So, where do you wanna go for lunch?”

    “Hooters.”

    “Why?”

    “The food is pretty good and there’s plenty of parking.”

    “OK.”

    At age sixty-two they meet again. After a round of golf, one says, “Where do you wanna go?”

    “Hooters.”

    “Why?”

    “Wings are half price and the food isn’t too spicy.”

    “Good choice.”

    At age seventy-two they meet again. Once again, after a round of golf, one says, “Where shall we go for lunch?”

    “Hooters.”

    “Why?”

    “They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts.”

    “Great choice.”

    At age eighty-two they meet and play again. “Where should we go for lunch?”

    “Hooters.”

    “Why?”

    “Because we’ve never been there before.”

    “OK, let’s give it a try!”

  • It Was Just a Meme

    It Was Just a Meme

    WHEN YOUR GIRL SEE YOU SMILING AT YOUR PHONE

    “Go fuckin be with her if she’s So funny”

    “it was just a meme”

  • Not Jake From State Farm

    Not Jake From State Farm

    When you were talking on the phone at 3 a.m. and it wasn’t Jake from State Farm

  • Blue Eyes Job Interview

    Blue Eyes Job Interview

    [Job interview]

    “What are ur strengths?”

    Me: I fall in love easily.

    “umm okay… what are ur weaknesses?”

    Me: Those blue eyes of yours.

  • BOOB1ES

    BOOB1ES

    ME IN 8TH GRADE

    BOOB1ES

  • Your Mom Chocolate Bars

    Your Mom Chocolate Bars

    Your mom after I buy $4 worth of chocolate bars for your little league fundraiser

  • Choose a Major You Love

    Choose a Major You Love

    @bratgirlcore

    choose a major you love and you’ll never work a day in your life bc that field isn’t hiring

  • Shy Person Tinder 5 Min

    Shy Person Tinder 5 Min

    5 minutes after “I’m kind of a shy person” On Tinder

  • Dishwasher Chopping Vegetables

    Dishwasher Chopping Vegetables

    HIM: the dishwasher is acting weird

    HER: what’s it doing

    HIM: chopping fucking vegetables