Tone: relatable

Relatable humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Medicinal Pizza

    Medicinal Pizza

    When the doctor asks what you’re taking for depression

    6 Medicinal Pizza

  • Day 1 at the Gym

    Day 1 at the Gym

    Day 1 at the gym just finished taking a shit let’s start the work out

  • CDs Nuts

    CDs Nuts

    Back in my day we listened to music on CDs

    What are CDs, grandma?

    CDs nuts

  • Deer Priorities

    Deer Priorities

    Deer when they hear a twig snap within a 3 mile radius

    Deer when a 25,000 lb semi truck is barreling at them at 80mph

  • Baby Shower So Fucking Clean

    Baby Shower So Fucking Clean

    My girlfriend’s been at a baby shower for like 3 hours that baby’s gotta be so fucking clean by now what the fuck are they even doing

  • Wash Ass First

    Wash Ass First

    WHEN YOU WASH YOUR ASS FIRST THEN WASH YOUR FACE

  • Divorce Courtney Love

    Divorce Courtney Love

    That face you make when you try to divorce Courtney Love

  • Junior Bacon Cheeseburger

    Junior Bacon Cheeseburger

    Chel: Having your first son and not making him a Jr is crazy to me

    Lado: yall be naming yall sons jr. with no father

    junior what…. junior bacon cheeseburger?

  • This Contest Is Hard

    This Contest Is Hard

    Jon @ArfMeasures

    Me *swallowing 4th wet t-shirt* this contest is hard

    11:15 AM – 31 May 19 – Twitter for Android

    2,711 Retweets 20K Likes

  • Weekend Immune System

    I only seem to get sick on weekdays.

    I must have a weekend immune system.