And just like that, Emma’s date with Big Bird was over.
Tone: relatable
Relatable humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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No Thanks I’ll Just Have Water
No thanks, I’ll just have water
Gatorade FIERCE GRAPE .50 20 oz Plastic
Gat rade .50 FRUIT PUNCH
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Those Bastards Lied to Me
When you hear the beginning of Under Pressure but it turns out to be Ice Ice Baby
Those bastards lied to me.
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And Tigger?
Zack Riley @ColdHeart_Prj
My son asked me “Where does poo come from?” I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation. He looked a little perplexed, and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked, “And Tigger?”
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CILT Simulation
I know. That’s how I read it at first.
CILT SIMULATION FORUM EVENT THIS WAY
Sheffield Hallam University
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Rose, What Was the Name of the Restaurant?
Two older gentlemen are chatting after dinner while their wives are in the kitchen.
“We had a lovely meal at that new restaurant in town the other night,” said one to the other.
“That’s nice,” said his friend. “What was the name of the restaurant?”
“Oh, what’s the name of the lovely scented flower that grows on a thorny plant?”
“Rose?” replied the friend.
“That’s it.” Then, turning toward the kitchen, the gentleman called out, “Rose, what was the name of the restaurant the other night?”
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Chainsaw Fart Scratches the Itch
When your asshole itches but you rip a chainsaw fart that scratches it on the way out
