Interviewer:what helped you survive the school shooting
Me:well it really helps if you are the shooter
Tone: shocking
Shocking humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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School Shooting Interview
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Grandfather’s Last Words
I’ll never forget my grandfathers
last words:
“Stop shaking the ladder you little
cunt” -
Dreaming of a White Christmas
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas this year. Not that I like snow, I just hate minority’s.
#WhiteChristmasMatters -
Mr Rogers Takes a Stand
Mr Rogers takes a stand against
racial inequality by inviting a black
man to the show (1969) -
Dating a Half Asian Girl
I’m dating a half asian girl
her mom is korean
and her dad is also korean
her legs were ripped off in a car accident -
I was blessed with a 9-inch penis
I was blessed with a 9-inch penis.
That priest is in jail now.
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Stop Fucking My Ass
A priest and a voluptuous young woman were alone at the church.
“Ohhh, Father!” whispered the woman into his ear. “Don’t you just wanna come and fuck my pussy?”
“Good heavens, my child, no!” cried the horrified priest. “Always remember: God gave you your womanhood solely for you to bear children with a man who’s your husband.”
“Fine, Father,” said the woman. “Then what about if I give you a blowjob instead?”
“Lord have mercy, my child!” exclaimed the priest. “Don’t you know that your mouth should always be holy and only be used to pray and worship the Lord?”
“You’re right, Father,” conceded the young woman. “So maybe I can give you a handjob?”
“I wouldn’t dream of defiling you like that, child,” admonished the priest. “Your hands were given to you by God so you could accomplish His good works. They should never be used for filthy deeds.”
Then the woman finally lost her patience:
“ALRIGHT THEN, FATHER!! Then just stop fucking my ass, ’cause it’s hurting me a lot!”
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Old woman watching porn on my phone
A very old woman sitting next to me on the train was watching hardcore porn
on my phone.
