Grandpa nods his head, peering into the kitchen with a confident smile: “See your grandma over there, kid? Yeah, I fucked her.”
Tone: shocking
Shocking humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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While flipping through the TV channels, I found the “Thriller”
While flipping through the TV channels, I found the “Thriller” video in the middle of the zombie dance. My youngest son said, “I bet that’s what Michael looks like now.”
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A friend used the term “life hack” in front of me today. No clue
A friend used the term “life hack” in front of me today. No clue what it means so I just nodded my head and said I agreed his mom is a cunt.
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I don’t understand people who get all upset about people pissing
I don’t understand people who get all upset about people pissing in the shower. That said, shitting in the shower is COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE.
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Peanut allergies can cause rash, shortness of breath, toxic
Peanut allergies can cause rash, shortness of breath, toxic shock and me calling your kid a fucking pussy.
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Bill Cosby must feel good knowing the people who released doves
Bill Cosby must feel good knowing the people who released doves outside Michael Jackson’s child molestation trial might still love him.
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During my sermon last Sunday, there was lots of screaming,
During my sermon last Sunday, there was lots of screaming, shitting and masturbating. Last time I preach to monkeys at the zoo.
