If God can kill his only son I doubt he’ll care if you yeetus that fetus.
Tone: shocking
Shocking humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Condoms Are for Fucking Pussies – He’s Got a Point
Jackson
Condoms are for fucking pussies
No, no, he’s got a point.
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Donated 30 Inches of Hair for Wigs – Now Some Poor Kid Has to Be a Ginger on Top of Having Cancer
She donated 30 inches of her hair to make wigs for children with cancer.
matthugan 11h
Now some poor kid has to be a ginger on top of having cancer.
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It’s Called Chloroform – Aromatherapy Without All the Struggling
It’s called chloroform… you’ll love it. It’s like aromatherapy but without all the struggling.
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You Can Prevent This Bird From Getting AIDS
YOU CAN PREVENT THIS
BIRD FROM GETTING AIDS
Donate
Africanbirdsanctuary.org
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Great Financial News – No Longer Have to Send a Month to That African Kid
Great financial news for me this morning. No longer have to send a month to that African kid
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Gotta Get Wisdom Teeth Out – Why? Gotta Make Room for More Dicks?
siouxchiefsouschef @legitwidget
overheard one kid at the Mall of America tell his friends he had to get his wisdom teeth out and his friend says “why? gotta make room for more dicks?” and wow insults have really come a long way since I was a kid
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What Do They Have in Common
What does a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone forgot to take it out.



