Shocking humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
Late one night, a thief broke into a widow’s house.
He pointed a gun and said, “You’ve got two choices… You can die… or you can enjoy.”
Terrified, the widow gave in.
Afterward, the thief fell asleep.
When morning came, the widow quietly took the gun from his hand and pointed it at him.
The thief woke up frozen in fear.
The widow smiled and said, “Now you have two choices… You can go home… or we can go again.”
A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks, “Excuse me, do you have any widdle wabbits?”
The shopkeeper’s heart melts. He gets down on his knees so that he’s on her level and says, “Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft fluffy widdle wabbit, or one like that brown one over there?”
The little girl blushes, rocks back on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers, “I don’t weally fink my anaconda gives a phuc.”
