When I take a shit on a Tuesday I call it doing a Number Tue. Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all weak.
Tone: silly
Silly humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Quit Weed Thought I Was Deaf
What made you quit weed?
Replying to @Fifimacov
I watched the whole movie on mute and started crying because I thought I was deaf
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Human DNA + Goat DNA
What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?
You get kicked out of the petting zoo!
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Moo-spaper
How do cows stay up to date?
They read the moo-spaper.
