There's no way you can get blackout drunk every night, and still be happy with your life.
Me:
Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible, so jot that down.
Tone: silly
Silly humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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A Pharmacy Cashier
as a cashier in a pharmacy i don't want people to feel uncomfortable when they buy personal products, so while they're paying i loudly ask them "Oh is this hemorrhoid cream for your Friend?" and wink at them so they know to follow my lead
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A Question About Firsthand
Writer: "Is it 'firsthand' or 'first hand'?"
Editor: "Either one is fine."
Students get first hand job experience
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Laughing at Corona Memes
Laughing at corona memes like
February
March 1
Last week
This morning
A little later this morning
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A Radio for Sale
Yesterday I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"
I thought, "I can’t turn that down".
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A Wish for One Day
I wish I was ugly for just one day…
cuz being ugly every day is exhausting
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
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If I Had a Dollar
If I had a dollar for every girl that didn't find me attractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.
Ooh, self-burn! Those are rare!
