People are finally listening: Crowds are getting smaller.
Tone: silly
Silly humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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My Dad’s Advice
My dad told me once, Son, stay out of strip clubs or you might see something you shouldn't. So of course, I went, and he was right.
I saw my dad.
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
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A Bear Walks Into a Bar
Bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: “One whiskey and …………… one coke.”
“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender.
“I don’t know, I was born with them,” says the bear.
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Quarantine Rules
I don’t know who needs to hear this but, Quarantine Rules are Airport Rules, have a drink at 9am if you want to.
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At the Bowling Alley
MEANWHILE, AT THE BOWLING ALLEY…
Due to the Coronavirus Please refrain from touching other People’s BALLS.
Please remember to wash your hands after touching your own balls. THANK YOU!
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21 Savage’s Unreleased Albums
21 Savage says he's sitting on two albums of unreleased music
Imma be honest that looks like a chair
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Law Professor’s Ethics Class
law professor: you're currently failing your ethics class
me: *slides a $20 across the desk*
how about now
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A Tree Falls in a Forest
[tree falls in forest]
[doesn’t make a sound]
GUY IN CAMOUFLAGE: What the—
TREE: oh shit I mean AHHH!!! -
The Coronavirus Stockpile
When it’s only been 48
hours and you’ve eaten
your entire coronavirus
stockpile
