Tone: suggestive

Suggestive humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Dick Guitar Pick

    Dick Guitar Pick

    DICK

  • Your Shuttle Bus Driver Is HUNG

    Your Shuttle Bus Driver Is HUNG

    Your shuttle bus driver is: HUNG

  • Dry Lips Hurt When You Walk

    Dry Lips Hurt When You Walk

    Her: My lips are so dry

    Him: Doesn’t that hurt when you walk?

    Her: What?

    Him: What?

  • Then You Came to the Right Guy

    Then You Came to the Right Guy

    Hey girl you want some good sex?

    No

    Then you came to the right guy

  • Leopard vs. Cougar

    What’s the difference between a leopard and a cougar?

    A leopard can drag something twice its weight up a tree.

    A cougar can drag someone half her age into bed.

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  • Cockatoo

    Do you happen to own a parrot?

    ‘Cause you look like you could handle a cockatoo.

  • Math Textbook Problems

    Math Textbook Problems

    Him: Damn girl are you a math textbook?

    Her: No why?

    Him: Cuz you have a lot of fuckin problems

    @Gucci_Gameboy @Donny_Drama

  • Magnifying Glass Penis Enlarger

    Magnifying Glass Penis Enlarger

    “Man buys product that promised to enlarge his penis and gets a magnifying glass”

    Homem compra produto que prometia aumentar pênis e recebe lupa

    PROCON Campina

    PREFEITURA MUNICIPAL DE CAMPINA SECRETARIA MUNICIPAL DE ASSUNTOS JURÍDICOS Departamento de Proteção ao Consumidor

    disque 151 www.procon.campina.sp.gov.br

  • Same T-Shirt

    At the party last night, there was a girl wearing the same T-shirt as me.

    It was a tight fit, but we managed.

  • Go Deeper But Out of Poems

    Go Deeper But Out of Poems

    When she says “go deeper” but you’ve run out of poems