Tone: suggestive

Suggestive humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Throwback to My First Race

    Throwback to My First Race

    THROWBACK TO MY FIRST RACE

    I WON !!

  • Pepper

    A woman is waiting in line at a grocery store. The woman in front of her keeps sneezing and letting out a loud moan after each one. Woman #1 asks her if she’s okay. Woman #2 says, “I have this condition — every time I sneeze, I have an intense orgasm.”

    Woman #1 asks if she takes anything for it…

    Woman #2 sneezes again and moans out the word, “PEPPER!”

  • Advertisements

    Advertisements

    You can’t spell advertisements without “semen” between the tits

    Until we meet again.

  • Saving Up All Week for Our Date

    Saving Up All Week for Our Date

    Guy: I’m really excited about our date tonight, I’ve been saving up all week for it

    Girl: That’s so sweet of you but I really don’t mind splitting the check

    Guy: I’m not talking about money

  • No Wonder People Are Afraid of Clowns

    No Wonder People Are Afraid of Clowns

    just-shower-thoughts

    The bigger your shoes the bigger your dick, the bigger your car the smaller your dick. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns.

  • Vampire Came By for a Little Sucky Sucky

    Vampire Came By for a Little Sucky Sucky

    Omar Ibrahim 12 hrs ·

    Me: well look who came by for a little sucky sucky

    Vampire: don’t say it like that

  • Prostate Exam My Name Is Steve

    Prostate Exam My Name Is Steve

    DURING THIS PROSTATE EXAM, PLEASE TRY NOT TO GET AN ERECTION, DAVE

    MY NAME IS STEVE

    YEAH I KNOW…

    MY NAME IS DAVE

    SLIPSHOD SQUIGGLES

  • Two Fingers and a Thumb

    Two Fingers and a Thumb

    IT’S AMAZING what you can do with two fingers and a thumb…