It doesn’t matter how much you push the envelope. It will still be stationary.
Tone: witty
Witty humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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The Top 20 Brexitisms
20. Czechout
19. Byehamas
18. AufWiederSpain
17. Bolts-wanna
16. ToStayOrTogo
15. Cote de AuRevoir
14. Canadivorce
13. Fleeji
12. Scootland
11. Outdia
10. Bounce-nia and Herewegoseeya
9. Dubaibye
8. Afghaniscram
7. China-na-na, Hey Hey, Goodbye!
6. Solongman Islands
5. Australiaderci!
4. Farewales
3. Ethelopeia
2. ColorMeGhana
And the number one Brexitism…
1. Greece Out
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That’s 15-love
My wife said, “I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with tennis.”
I replied, “That’s 15-love.”
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And then I saw her face
When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.
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He ripped me off
You know that guy who made the movie “Super Size Me,” in which he gained 31 pounds after eating nothing but McDonald’s food for an entire month? That dude totally ripped me off. I did it first, except he filmed it or something.
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Stop pretending that I cared
My wife stopped pretending to have orgasms years ago. That’s all right with me, though, because it allowed me to stop pretending that I cared.
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Going to the Dentist
Just when I thought I’d get a break from my day job as a prostitute by going to the dentist, I realized I was actually paying *him* to shove his throbbing tool in my mouth.


