She let me put my Bada-boom in her Bada-bing. I’m gonna try for her Bada-bung next time.
Tone: witty
Witty humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Business idea: Whore House of Pancakes – for guys who get hungry
Business idea: Whore House of Pancakes – for guys who get hungry after they fuck.
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I’m no conspiracy theorist, but I’m pretty sure the people who
I’m no conspiracy theorist, but I’m pretty sure the people who named it Dick’s knew what the word dick means.
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I took all the money I saved not buying Valentine’s Day presents
I took all the money I saved not buying Valentine’s Day presents over the years and bought masturbation toys. Now I own a solid gold fuck stick.
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I have plenty of financial help to give to my ex. None of it
I have plenty of financial help to give to my ex. None of it involves another fucking dime of my own money, though.
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In heaven, the guys’ dicks never pop out and the pussies never
In heaven, the guys’ dicks never pop out and the pussies never fart. It’s awesome.
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In short, your parents fucked when the triangulation of stars
In short, your parents fucked when the triangulation of stars looked like a ram to some ancient guys and that’s why you’re the way you are.
