Tone: witty

Witty humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • A Friendly Reminder

    A friendly reminder: anal sex requires no less than a butt load of lubricant.

  • Head Cleaner

    Just found a really old porno on VHS, called Head Cleaner.

    Sounds hot.

  • Sign Language

    A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.

  • Honey the Vacuum Isn’t Sucking

    Honey the Vacuum Isn’t Sucking

    Wife: honey the vacuum isn’t sucking

    Husband: frustrating isn’t it

  • Sure I Can Paint Your Ceiling

    Sure I Can Paint Your Ceiling

    “Sure I can paint your ceiling”

    *Michelangelo scoffs to himself*

    “Gonna paint a bunch of dudes with their dicks out though”

  • The Meter Man

    There was a knock at the door earlier. When I answered it, there was a little man standing on the step.

    I said, “You’re not very tall, are you?”

    “I’m 3′3″,” he said.

    When I asked him what he wanted, he said, “I’m the meter man.”

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  • Amish Romance

    I wonder — how do Amish girls know if it’s a romantic candlelit dinner or just a regular dinner?

  • OnlyFans Account

    My wife paid off our house and vehicles with her OnlyFans account.

    She’s gonna freak when she finds out she has an OnlyFans account.

  • Paraplegic Strip Club

    The other day I went to a paraplegic strip club.

    The place was crawling with pussy.

  • My New Standing Desk Has Arrived

    My New Standing Desk Has Arrived

    My new standing desk has arrived, it has a cool feature bolted on underneath.