Not only does history repeat itself, it increasingly forgets where it put its keys.
Tone: witty
Witty humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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I’m hoping they find Casey Anthony not guilty.
I’m hoping they find Casey Anthony not guilty. True, it may be a miscarriage of justice, but think how much fun it would be to watch Nancy Grace’s head explode.
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The statement “A picture is worth a thousand words” is worth 0.007 of a picture.
The statement “A picture is worth a thousand words” is worth 0.007 of a picture.
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Maybe my expectations have changed, but it’s just not a real firework show unless
Maybe my expectations have changed, but it’s just not a real firework show unless they’re launched from Katy Perry’s bosom.
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If dolphins are really as intelligent as humans, I’ll bet it only makes getting caught
If dolphins are really as intelligent as humans, I’ll bet it only makes getting caught in a tuna net that much more embarrassing.
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If the news media were to suddenly announce that a nuclear bomb is flying on its way to
If the news media were to suddenly announce that a nuclear bomb is flying on its way to the USA, I’m sure millions of people would shit themselves. That’s probably why they call them Incontinental Ballistic Missiles.
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I wish those NRA nuts would realize I’d be more sympathetic to their cause if the
I wish those NRA nuts would realize I’d be more sympathetic to their cause if the government were trying to take away people’s right to bare *breasts*.
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Love is patient, Love is kind; it does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
Love is patient, Love is kind; it does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. But if you don’t give Love *some* kind of shout-out during your nuptials, it gets pretty tweaked, and might do something unspeakable to your punch at the reception. Jus’ sayin’.
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They say when God closes a door, he always opens a window.
They say when God closes a door, he always opens a window. I guess if you’re God, you don’t have to worry about energy efficiency.
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It’s pointless to watch “The Wizard of Oz” with your dog.
It’s pointless to watch “The Wizard of Oz” with your dog. He can’t sniff Toto’s butt and he completely misses the cinematography change from black and white to color.
