I once got my hair colored by a guy in Reno, just to watch him dye.
Tone: witty
Witty humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Many Kurdish freedom fighters died to bring us the following information: Being a
Many Kurdish freedom fighters died to bring us the following information: Being a Kurdish freedom fighter basically sucks.
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Is it just my imagination, or have zombies been getting smarter, and live people stupider?
Is it just my imagination, or have zombies been getting smarter, and live people stupider?
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Okay, so if not in the mouth, where exactly should one look a gift horse?
Okay, so if not in the mouth, where exactly should one look a gift horse?
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In my opinion, that “severe weather expert” on TV actually seems pretty laid back.
In my opinion, that “severe weather expert” on TV actually seems pretty laid back.
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Every 28 days, I feel like watching nearly dead rockers and asking people to give me
Every 28 days, I feel like watching nearly dead rockers and asking people to give me money. My doctor told me I suffer from PBS.
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Technically speaking, an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind except for the LAST
Technically speaking, an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind except for the LAST person.
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They say love means different things to different people — but my lawyer has instructed
They say love means different things to different people — but my lawyer has instructed me not to say what it means to me until after the trial.
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Sometimes I enjoy relaxing my eyes and taking in the marvelous show put on by the little
Sometimes I enjoy relaxing my eyes and taking in the marvelous show put on by the little floaters in my eyeballs. Except when it looks like they’re gettin’ busy, because then I just feel like a voyeuristic globule-fetishist perv.
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Astronomers saying the universe is actually accelerating away from us.
Astronomers saying the universe is actually accelerating away from us. Call me overly sensitive, but I can’t help but take that personally.
