That heat is brutal at night ffs, state of my bed this morning
Topic: daily life
Daily life jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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When You Have to Hold Her Like This at Night Because She Steals
When you have to hold her like this at night because she steals
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Time for a Reality Check – Would Not Recommend
paul bassett davies @thewritertype
Ok, it’s time for a reality check.
*checks reality*
Holy shit. Would not recommend.
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Golden O’ral – Don’t Fall for This Trap, Only Got a Shitty Buffet
Don’t fall for this trap! I expected a good time but only got a shitty buffet instead
golden o’ral
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Momo Bathroom Optical Illusion
Momo poster in the bathroom with an unfortunate angle that creates a very inappropriate optical illusion.
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Me: Trying the Ol’ Yawn/Reach Around the Shoulder Trick – Other Guy at Urinal: Hey
andrew @AndrewChamings
me: *trying the ol’ yawn/reach-around-the-shoulder trick*
other guy at urinal: hey
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Always Remember Someone Somewhere Is Having a Worse Day Than You
Always remember
someone, somewhere is
having a worse day than
you
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When You Push So Hard on the Toilet That You Teleport
When you push so hard on the toilet that you teleport
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Day 21 of Quarantine, My Bologna Is About to Get a First Name
Day 21 of quarantine, my bologna is about to get a first name
