I dont know whats worse the straw placement or the eye contact you'll have to make while using it
Topic: daily life
Daily life jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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A Microwave Dinner
I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I'm just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you're desperate.
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A Question About Anal Beads
Yo. When you put anal beads in your girl are you supposed to pull them out slowly or real quick like you're trying to start a lawnmower?
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Godzilla Attacks the City
RUN! GODZILLA'S ATTACKING THE CITY!!!
RELAX, HE’S ONLY KILLED 4000 PEOPLE. THE FLU KILLS OVER 25,000 EVERY YEAR!
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People Watching Tiger King
People watching Tiger King "I can't believe people like this exist."
People from the panhandle and Alabama
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A Coffee Order
“Some people call me the space cowboy”
*leans in*
“Some people call me the gangster of love”
BARISTA: I'm just gonna put Steve on the cup
