You saw 9/11 coming? I gave 9/11 the handjob, and you weren’t even in the room!
Topic: dark humor
Dark humor jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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Brown and Rhymes with Snoop
A man got fired from his job for having sex during work hours. When his boss asked why he did it, the man replied, “I don’t know man, she was just lying there naked. I kinda got the hint so we fucked.”
He was never hired at another morgue again.
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Helen Keller’s Swing Set
Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set?
You didn’t know? Neither did she.
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Epstein’s Christmas Dinner
What does Jeffrey Epstein serve for a Christmas dinner?
Holy infant, so tender and mild.
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Registered Six Offender
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
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Why Was Six Afraid of Seven
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was black.
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Trans Fat
What do you get when you cremate a femboy/tomboy?
Trans fat.
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Spilled Lemonade
What did Adolf Hitler do when he spilled his lemonade all over the table?
He wiped off the “Juice.”
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All the digging
What’s the worst thing about having sex in a cemetery?
All the digging.
