DURING THIS PROSTATE EXAM, PLEASE TRY NOT TO GET AN ERECTION, DAVE
MY NAME IS STEVE
YEAH I KNOW…
MY NAME IS DAVE
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Death jokes, funeral humor, grim memes, and mortality-themed laughs for anyone coping with existence through deeply inappropriate timing.

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My girlfriend’s dog died
I get her an identical one to help cheer her up
Her: What TF am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs?