Me: *beating my meat at 3am*
My Apple Watch:
Why are you running?
Topic: death
Death jokes, funeral humor, grim memes, and mortality-themed laughs for anyone coping with existence through deeply inappropriate timing.
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I’m a Doctor in Mathematics – My Friend Is Dying – Minus One
– Do you have a doctor here?
– yes, I’m.
– What’s your specialty?
– I’m a doctor in Mathematics.
– My friend is dying.
– Minus one.
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This Was in My Dentist’s Waiting Room – Gollum Before and After
This was in my dentist’s waiting room
Før… Efter…
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Condoms Are for Fucking Pussies – He’s Got a Point
Jackson
Condoms are for fucking pussies
No, no, he’s got a point.
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Donated 30 Inches of Hair for Wigs – Now Some Poor Kid Has to Be a Ginger on Top of Having Cancer
She donated 30 inches of her hair to make wigs for children with cancer.
matthugan 11h
Now some poor kid has to be a ginger on top of having cancer.
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You Can Prevent This Bird From Getting AIDS
YOU CAN PREVENT THIS
BIRD FROM GETTING AIDS
Donate
Africanbirdsanctuary.org
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Samantha 25 – I Like It Rough
Done
Samantha, 25
5 miles away Active 1 day ago
About Samantha
I like it rough.
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I Should Probably Pull Out – They’ve Already Done the Autopsy
ME: I SHOULD PROBABLY PULL OUT
OTHER ME: DUDE, THEY’VE ALREADY DONE THE AUTOPSY
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Feeling Cute… Might Let Some Roman Guys Nail Me Later, IDK
Feeling cute…
Might let some Roman guys nail me later, idk.
