Hi I’m Howard Cosell and I just looked into the future and you’re not going to believe the Shit I’m about to tell you!!
Topic: death
Death jokes, funeral humor, grim memes, and mortality-themed laughs for anyone coping with existence through deeply inappropriate timing.
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The Other Day I Went to a Paraplegic Strip Club
The other day I went to a paraplegic strip club.
The place was crawling with pussy.
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Trans Fat
What do you get when you cremate a femboy/tomboy?
Trans fat.
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Good News and Bad News
Hey. Good news and bad news.
The good news is that diet and exercise can cure erectile dysfunction.
The bad news is that it isn’t easy talking your wife into dieting and exercising.
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Masturbating Twice a Week Increases Life Expectancy by 20%
Masturbating twice a week increases life expectancy by 20%
Me in 3263:
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Local Man Paralysed After Eating 413 Chicken Nuggets
Local Man Paralysed After Eating 413 Chicken Nuggets
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Not Even a Global Pandemic Wants You
When you haven’t caught COVID and you realize not even a global pandemic wants you.
