I’m concerned about the Syrian refugees being sent to Alabama. Haven’t these poor people suffered enough?
Topic: politics
Political jokes, public meltdowns, campaign nonsense, and democracy having a day from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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A Question About a Family Photo

Question: Who poses w/their wife, however, puts their
arm around their daughter with a hand on her butt, and
has a mistress in the same photo?
Evangelicals: “God’s Anointed” -

A Question for Mummy

Mummy, can you
get pregnant
through anal sex?
Of course my child,
where do you think
politicians come
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Why Bill Clinton Stopped Playing the Saxophone
Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone?
To take up more time playing that harmonica.
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Three Mothers Boasting
Three mothers are boasting about what their babies will be when they grow up.
The first says, “Mine will be a doctor. Look how closely he examines his fingers!”
The second says, “Mine will be an engineer. Look how closely he examines his rattle!”
The third says, “Mine will be President. He’s just shit himself!”
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I’m really conflicted about abortion
I’m really conflicted about abortion.
I mean, I’m all for killing babies, but do we really want to give women the right to choose?





