March Madness used to mean basketball, not politics.
Joke Type: political
Political jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Scandal Rocks Vatican
Saw a headline: “Scandal Rocks Vatican.” If the Pope really wants to appeal to young people, he needs to get newer bands than that.
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I’d Rather Watch a Video of My Conception
I think I’d rather watch a video of my conception than watch another debate.
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Today’s Intelligence World Changes So Rapidly
Today’s intelligence world changes so rapidly; it’s all the CIA can do to pretend not to keep up.
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I’m Concerned About Syrian Refugees Being Sent to Alabama
I’m concerned about the Syrian refugees being sent to Alabama. Haven’t these poor people suffered enough?
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A Question About a Family Photo
Question: Who poses w/their wife, however, puts their
arm around their daughter with a hand on her butt, and
has a mistress in the same photo?
Evangelicals: “God’s Anointed” -
A Question for Mummy
Mummy, can you
get pregnant
through anal sex?
Of course my child,
where do you think
politicians come
from? -
Why Bill Clinton Stopped Playing the Saxophone
Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone?
To take up more time playing that harmonica.
