Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Topic: sexual innuendo
Sexual innuendo jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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The Condom Flew Across the Room
Why did the condom fly across the room?
Because it got really pissed off.
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X-Ray to X-Rated
If I were to ever get X-ray vision, I expect it would last about ten seconds before becoming X-rated vision.
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They Prefer to Eat Out
Why don’t lesbians ever get their pizza delivered? They prefer to eat out.
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Wife’s Anatomy: Not What I Expected
My wife says it’s okay to have a little penis. I still wish she didn’t have one, though.
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Alive With the Sound of Muzak
Nothing sours my holiday mood like surly people at the mall, especially ones who are unimpressed by my jubilant proclamation that my groin is alive with the sound of Muzak.
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Shout Out to Librarians
I’d like to give a shout out to all of the librarians…
…oh… oh, yeah… I’m sorry.
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I know it’s called a blow JOB, but I really don’t think the
I know it’s called a blow JOB, but I really don’t think the interview was necessary.
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I came, I saw, I came again. This porno theater is cool
I came, I saw, I came again. This porno theater is cool!
