@bratgirlcore
choose a major you love and you’ll never work a day in your life bc that field isn’t hiring
Topic: work
Work jokes, office memes, job interview disasters, coworker chaos, and professional suffering with just enough sarcasm to survive another meeting.
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Refuse to Work Sundaes
I quit my job at the ice cream factory.
I refuse to work sundaes.
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end my workout with a money shot
end my workout with a money shot.
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Killing It on Harmonica
me: [absolutely killing it on harmonica]
taco bell cashier: are you gonna order
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Searched So Thoroughly Gold Watch
ewilliams1: They searched him so thoroughly, they found a gold watch.
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LinkedIn Stupid Idea Service
jordanreviewsittt 6d
Starting a new business. Do you have an annoying boss or pretentious coworker? For the low low price of $5/month I’ll comment on their LinkedIn “that’s a stupid idea” every time they post something.
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Weekend Immune System
I only seem to get sick on weekdays.
I must have a weekend immune system.
