
Topic: work
Work jokes, office memes, job interview disasters, coworker chaos, and professional suffering with just enough sarcasm to survive another meeting.
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Show Him Your Badge
A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday.
“I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs,” he said.
I replied, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”
The DEA officer exploded. “Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!”
Reaching into his back pocket, he pulled out his badge and shoved it in my face.
“See this fucking badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish, on any land. No questions asked, no answers given! Do I make myself clear? Do you understand?”
I nodded politely, apologized, and went back to my chores.
A short time later, I heard loud screams. I looked up and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull.
With every step, the bull was gaining ground, and it looked like the officer would get gored before he made it to safety.
So I threw down my tools, ran to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs:
“Your badge! Show him your fucking badge!”
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Everyone Thinks They’re Pam or Jim But We’re All Stanley
At work everyone thinks they’re Pam or Jim but in reality we’re all Stanley
I don’t care. I’m learning nothing. I’m on break. I’m going to die. Do not care. Good news. We get to go home? I’m done. Goodbye.
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HR Says I’m No Longer Allowed to Answer the Phone With For Fuck Sake What Now
MF FairyPrincessSmoo @Smooheed
HR says I’m no longer allowed to answer the phone with “for fuck sake, what now”
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Y’all Niggas Be Unemployed Getting Girls Pregnant – How Ur Sperm Work But U Don’t
Raphael De La Ghetto @JayCuervo
y’all niggas be unemployed getting girls pregnant how ur sperm work but u don’t?
surfiver86: The sprem is white
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Does Your Mom Count? – Heavy Machinery Interview
interviewer: any experience operating heavy machinery?
guy: does your mom count?
interviewer: lmao fuck you’re hired
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My New Standing Desk Has Arrived
My new standing desk has arrived, it has a cool feature bolted on underneath.
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I Noticed My Waitress Has a Black Eye
I NOTICED MY WAITRESS HAS A BLACK EYE
SO I ORDERED VERY SLOWLY BECAUSE SHE OBVIOUSLY DOESN’T LISTEN.
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Portable Masturbation Hut
Portable Masturbation Hut
How many times have you been at the office, church, or PTA meeting and been reprimanded by a Negative Nancy for taking yourself to Pound Town? Probably more times than your moist fingers can count! Well now you’ll no longer need to sprint to the closet seconds before squirting your jort! thanks to the amazing Portable Masturbation Hut! Simply erect the unit in 18 easy steps, disrobe, and have a friend or coworker zip you into its warm confines. Then start treating yourself by beating yourself! There is no better way to discretely bring yourself to climax in public than this giant silver box.
#GK3945…………..99
Warning: Do not get moisture on the Portable Masturbation Hut. It is highly electrified!
“I’m in me!”
Just beat it…on the go!


