I don’t always whoomp.
But when I do, there it is.
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I don’t always whoomp.
But when I do, there it is.
My wife just yelled that I should “fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth filled with water and die.”
I know she really means well.
Did you hear about the arrogant lion tamer?
He was consumed by his own pride.
One of my earliest childhood memories was visiting the eye doctor and getting my glasses.
Everything before that was a blur.
I can’t figure out why my paper airplane won’t take off…
I guess it’s just stationery.
True fact:
Before the crowbar was invented…
…most crows drank at home.
I convinced my wife to do a sexy role play with me where we pretend to be financial corporations.
She’s Intuit.
Why do riot police go to work so early?
To beat the crowd.
My favourite word is drool.
It just rolls off the tongue.
My ditzy neighbor bought a waterbed and said it was way more bouncy than he expected…
He said, “I’m guessing it’s because I filled it with spring water.”