The other day, a friend and I had this long pointless argument as to which vowel is the most important.
I won.
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The other day, a friend and I had this long pointless argument as to which vowel is the most important.
I won.
It’s been 3 years since I started training for the ejaculation distance championships.
Since then I’ve come a long way.
I accidentally ran into a lamp post. Thankfully, I only sustained light injuries.
My least favourite colour is purple.
I dislike it more than red and blue combined.
My friend thinks that a woman in camouflage is really sexy.
I just don’t see it.
Are people born with a photographic memory?
Or does it take time to develop?
Once again I’ve entered the annual tightest hat competition in our town.
This year I’m just hoping… that I can pull it off.
A guy tells his buddy, “I’ve had enough of my wife. Today I told her that what she’s wearing isn’t appropriate for gardening.”
“What happened?” his buddy asks. “Did she listen?”
And the guy says, “Nope. She’s digging in her heels.”
I saw a group of kids throwing Scrabble tiles at each other.
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.
Someone told me my clothes were gay.
I said, “Yeah, they came out of the closet this morning.”