My dog accidentally swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. We took him to the vet to get him checked out.
No word yet…
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My dog accidentally swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. We took him to the vet to get him checked out.
No word yet…
I was in a good mood till I started petting a duckling in the park.
Then I started feeling a little down.
I had to break up with my deaf girlfriend.
She never listened to me.
I recently joined a nudist colony.
The first few days were the hardest.
It wasn’t much fun when I broke my neck last year.
But now I can look back and laugh.
I started a poetry club in prison.
It had prose and cons.
I told my kids to stop pretending to be farm animals.
I was getting sick of them horsing around.
My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic…
But if I’m gonna have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
I hate spelling errors.
You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
Ever since I got a wheelchair, my wife’s been so rude to me.
Always pushing me around and talking behind my back.