Delivery Style: dialogue

Dialogue joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • What Do Smoking Cigarettes and Eating Pussy Have in Common

    What Do Smoking Cigarettes and Eating Pussy Have in Common

    WHAT DO SMOKING CIGARETTES AND EATING PUSSY HAVE IN COMMON?

    WHAT?

    THE FLAVOR CHANGES WHEN YOU GET TO THE BUTTT

  • Honey the Vacuum Isn’t Sucking

    Honey the Vacuum Isn’t Sucking

    Wife: honey the vacuum isn’t sucking

    Husband: frustrating isn’t it

  • So You’re OK Tattooing My Pussy?

    So You’re OK Tattooing My Pussy?

    So you’re OK tattooing my pussy?

    Yes, of course, you realise I’m going to have to numb it first?

    Yeah that’s fine…..

    NUM

  • You Seen My Cat Lately Ling?

    You Seen My Cat Lately Ling?

    Him: You seen my cat lately Ling?

    Her: Nope, you seen your dad lately Jamal?

  • The Meter Man

    There was a knock at the door earlier. When I answered it, there was a little man standing on the step.

    I said, “You’re not very tall, are you?”

    “I’m 3′3″,” he said.

    When I asked him what he wanted, he said, “I’m the meter man.”

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  • I Am Here to Ask For Your Daughters Hand

    I Am Here to Ask For Your Daughters Hand

    Me: “I am here to ask for your daughters hand”

    Her dad: why?

    Me: “cause I’m tired of using mine”

  • What Are You Doing Father

    What Are You Doing Father

    “What are you doing father?”

    “It’s called masturbating, you’ll be doing this soon”

    “Why father?”

    “Because my wrist is killing me!”

  • Son, I Came Across This Porno Magazine Under Your Mattress

    Son, I Came Across This Porno Magazine Under Your Mattress

    SON… I CAME ACROSS THIS PORNO MAGAZINE, UNDER YOUR MATTRESS

    ASSES

    …AND A LITTLE BIT ON THE FLOOR.

  • The Old Man and the Prostitute

    A prostitute standing outside a motel in a small town saw a 70+ year old man walking past. She hadn’t had a customer in a while, so she whistles at him and says, “Hey, would you like to have some fun time with me?”

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    The old man said, “But I won’t be able to…”

    Prostitute: “C’mon man… give it a try…”

    Old man says okay. They go in. The old man whips out his dick and fucks the daylights out of her for 30 minutes. When he’s done, the prostitute, all exhausted and tired, says, “But you said you won’t be able to…”

    “…pay you,” replied the old man.

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  • The Circumcision

    Two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.

    The first boy leans over and asks, “What are you in for?”

    “I’m here to get my tonsils out and I’m nervous,” the second boy says.

    The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about! I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of ice cream and Jell-O. It’s a breeze!”

    “Well, what are you here for?” the second kid asks.

    “A circumcision,” the first kid replies woefully.

    The second kid says, “Wow! I had that done when I was born and I couldn’t walk for a year!”

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