Delivery Style: misdirection

  • Amish Rowboating

    Do Amish boyfriends rowboat the girlfriend’s titties?

  • Paraplegic Strip Club

    The other day I went to a paraplegic strip club.

    The place was crawling with pussy.

  • Why Was Six Afraid of Seven

    Why was six afraid of seven?

    Seven was black.

  • Good News and Bad News

    Hey. Good news and bad news.

    The good news is that diet and exercise can cure erectile dysfunction.

    The bad news is that it isn’t easy talking your wife into dieting and exercising.

  • Sound Advice

    My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.

    “It’s worth spending money on good speakers,” he told me.

  • Why Don’t Blind People Like to Skydive?

    Why don’t blind people like to skydive?

    Because it scares the dog.

  • I didn’t think it hurt that much

    I said to my wife, “They say that childbirth is the most painful thing someone can experience…”
    “Now, maybe I was too young to remember, but I didn’t think it hurt that much.”

  • Those are just contractions

    A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
    “Don’t worry,” said the doctor. “Those are just contractions.”

  • All of the seats were already taken

    Unfortunately, I showed up late to the kleptomaniacs’ conference.
    Needless to say, all of the seats were already taken.