Delivery Style: observational

Observational joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Britain Colonised The Universe

    Britain Colonised The Universe

    When you realise everyone in the Marvel Universe speaks English, which means that Britain must’ve colonised the entire universe

    *Laughs in British*

  • Forty Five Minutes Toilet Memes

    Forty Five Minutes Toilet Memes

    When you get up after spending forty-five minutes on the toilet looking at memes

  • Huge Fart Stomach Ache

    Huge Fart Stomach Ache

    When you let out a huge-ass fart and your stomach ache disappears

  • Late For The Couch

    Late For The Couch

    I need to get out of this bed or I’m going to be late for the couch

  • Spicy Butt Pancakes

    Spicy Butt Pancakes

    DEEP THOUGHT: Why is spicy the only flavor my butt can detect?

    Why can’t I eat pancakes and then 14 hours later be like OOH PANCAKES AGAIN

  • First Thing Mass Shooting

    First Thing Mass Shooting

    The first thing black ppl say when it’s a mass shooting.

  • Wheel Of Fortune Buy An I

    Wheel Of Fortune Buy An I

    WHEEL OF FORTUNE

    IS IT BAD THAT I LAUGH WHEN THIS GUY SAYS “I’D LIKE TO BUY AN I”

  • Sunbathe On The Roof

    Sunbathe On The Roof

    I’m not allowed to sunbathe on the roof anymore

  • Yahtzee With Squirrels

    Yahtzee With Squirrels

    In many places it is now unlawful to play Yahtzee with squirrels.

  • Jesus Lepers TV

    Jesus Lepers TV

    My favorite Bible story is probably the one where Jesus tells the lepers to get used to the idea that a lot of them are going to die, and then he goes on TV to brag about what a great job he’s doing.