IF YOU GET AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT “KNOCK KNOCK”
DON’T OPEN IT
IT’S A JEHOVAH WITNESS WORKING FROM HOME
Delivery Style: observational
Observational joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Republican Replacement Obamacare
Say what you will about Donald Trump, but injecting bleach and shining sunlight up our butts is the most detailed Republican replacement for Obamacare I’ve heard so far.
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Britain Colonised The Universe
When you realise everyone in the Marvel Universe speaks English, which means that Britain must’ve colonised the entire universe
*Laughs in British*
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Forty Five Minutes Toilet Memes
When you get up after spending forty-five minutes on the toilet looking at memes
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Spicy Butt Pancakes
DEEP THOUGHT: Why is spicy the only flavor my butt can detect?
Why can’t I eat pancakes and then 14 hours later be like OOH PANCAKES AGAIN
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Wheel Of Fortune Buy An I
WHEEL OF FORTUNE
IS IT BAD THAT I LAUGH WHEN THIS GUY SAYS “I’D LIKE TO BUY AN I”
