Delivery Style: observational

Observational joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Painted Tunnel Bridge

    Painted Tunnel Bridge

    Police are still looking for the smart ass who painted a tunnel under this bridge…

  • Penguin Covered in Mustard

    Penguins are funny. Mustard is funny. But do you think a penguin covered in mustard would be funny? I don’t know, but it might help if he were wearing a bib, ’cause bibs are funny.

  • Toilet-Training Transferability

    As I watched my two-year-old drag his naked bottom across the carpet, I realized that perhaps I overestimated the transferability of the toilet-training skills I had initially honed with our puppies.

  • LMFAO Discography

    LMFAO Discography

    lol i’d never checked out LMFAO’s full discography before

    Party Rock (2009)

    Sorry for Party Rocking (2011)

    We Were Going Through Some Stuff (2012)

    Mistakes Were Made (2014)

    We Are Always Growing and Learning (2015)

    We Will Strive To Do Better In Future (2017)

  • Belichick Dog Draft

    Belichick Dog Draft

    Some people teach their dogs to fetch and sit.

    Bill Belichick teaches his dog to draft defensive backs from obscure Division II schools in the second round.

  • When Hunger Beats Romance Every Single Time

    I was just visiting some friends who have a real working farm. I was watching this one rooster chasing after this hen, when the friend’s wife came out to feed them.

    The rooster stopped chasing the hen at once and ran over to begin eating. I stood there thinking to myself, “Damn ! I hope I never get that hungry.”

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  • Pig Latin Poet

    One of the perks of being a Pig Latin poet is that it’s pretty easy to come up with rhymes.

  • Ohio Owes Buddy Holly an Apology

    If Ohio is the birthplace of both aviation and rock and roll, I’d say they owe that Buddy Holly fella an apology.

  • The Eggnog Alibi

    I miss the holidays. It’s the only time of year when you can get away with telling people that the stain on your dress is really eggnog.

  • Gender Pay Gap Flipped

    Gender Pay Gap Flipped

    This quarantine is affecting everyone in the work force, but it especially sucks for men

    We’re losing $1 for every $.79 women are losing