Delivery Style: observational

Observational joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • LMFAO Discography

    LMFAO Discography

    lol i’d never checked out LMFAO’s full discography before

    Party Rock (2009)

    Sorry for Party Rocking (2011)

    We Were Going Through Some Stuff (2012)

    Mistakes Were Made (2014)

    We Are Always Growing and Learning (2015)

    We Will Strive To Do Better In Future (2017)

  • Belichick Dog Draft

    Belichick Dog Draft

    Some people teach their dogs to fetch and sit.

    Bill Belichick teaches his dog to draft defensive backs from obscure Division II schools in the second round.

  • When Hunger Beats Romance Every Single Time

    I was just visiting some friends who have a real working farm. I was watching this one rooster chasing after this hen, when the friend’s wife came out to feed them.

    The rooster stopped chasing the hen at once and ran over to begin eating. I stood there thinking to myself, “Damn ! I hope I never get that hungry.”

  • Pig Latin Poet

    One of the perks of being a Pig Latin poet is that it’s pretty easy to come up with rhymes.

  • Ohio Owes Buddy Holly an Apology

    If Ohio is the birthplace of both aviation and rock and roll, I’d say they owe that Buddy Holly fella an apology.

  • The Eggnog Alibi

    I miss the holidays. It’s the only time of year when you can get away with telling people that the stain on your dress is really eggnog.

  • Gender Pay Gap Flipped

    Gender Pay Gap Flipped

    This quarantine is affecting everyone in the work force, but it especially sucks for men

    We’re losing $1 for every $.79 women are losing

  • The Mystery of Missing Female Keebler Elves

    It’s occurred to me in the last few days, after listening to and seeing all of the Keebler commercials, just why there’s never any female elves pictured. Then it came to me: They’re all fudge-packers.

  • Unspeakable Horror Sign

    Unspeakable Horror Sign

    What unspeakable horror made this sign necessary?

    YES / NO

  • One Lemon

    If life gives you a lemon, just throw it away, because I tried making lemonade, and let me tell you: One lemon doesn’t give you a lot of great tasting lemonade, buddy.