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Observational joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

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Americans: We have the most advanced country in the world.
Also Americans:
[Open box before eating pizza.]
My cellphone accidentally took a 10-minute video of my shoes yesterday…
It was some pretty good footage.

Women won’t date a guy that lives with his mom but they will date a guy that lives with his wife
A cruise ship sails past a small island in the ocean, where a bearded man is shouting something while frantically waving his arms.
“Who is that?” a passenger asks the captain.
“I have no idea. Every year, when we pass by here, he goes crazy in exactly the same way.”