Delivery Style: observational

Observational joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

“I do declare, there were times when I was so lonesome I took

“I do declare, there were times when I was so lonesome I took some comfort there.” Notice how gentle “cornholing some chick” sounds in folk music?
I think we’re spoiled with today’s technological advancements.

I think we’re spoiled with today’s technological advancements. In fact, when I’m not videoconferencing or web-chatting, I find myself disappointed at not being able to say, “Stop staring at my tits, you moron.”
At parties, people always ask doctors to look at their rash,

At parties, people always ask doctors to look at their rash, plumbers to look at their clogged drain, or investment bankers for stock tips. I wonder if porn stars have people pestering them at parties to pretend to deliver pizza or make that fuck-face look they all do on the DVD covers. I know I would.
Since the word “sodomy” means oral as well as anal sex, I think

Since the word “sodomy” means oral as well as anal sex, I think it shows a great deal of laziness on the part of lawmakers that they haven’t invented a word to distinguish both sexual acts under the law. At least that’s the best defense strategy I’ve come up with so far.
My boyfriend loves getting my titty pics on his cell phone. The

My boyfriend loves getting my titty pics on his cell phone. The dude in line in front of him at Starbucks doesn’t like it nearly as much, though.
I don’t think “It’s cumtastic!” was the compliment Sister Mary

I don’t think “It’s cumtastic!” was the compliment Sister Mary was looking for regarding her new cell phone.
I have a feeling that if a company ever marketed a product

I have a feeling that if a company ever marketed a product called “Bag o’ Titties,” guys would find a way to sneak one into the shopping cart.
Hooters must not pay much. The women working there can’t afford

Hooters must not pay much. The women working there can’t afford to buy shorts that fit or shirts that aren’t ripped — or even soap to wash off the skank every night when they’re done.
The good thing about my job in Staffing is that when I hire

The good thing about my job in Staffing is that when I hire people to fuck me, I can ask to re-interview them over and over.
Why is it that whenever people talk about throwing up in their

Why is it that whenever people talk about throwing up in their mouth they always say, “I threw up in my mouth A LITTLE”? Surely somebody, somewhere, at some