Delivery Style: observational

Observational joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

Why do they call them potholes, man? You can’t blame bud for

Why do they call them potholes, man? You can’t blame bud for that shit. *massive bong rip*
I bet it’s really hard to get a great parking space at the

I bet it’s really hard to get a great parking space at the Special Olympics.
I thought my goldfish would thank me for the pizza crusts but

I thought my goldfish would thank me for the pizza crusts but they just got all wobbly like they didn’t give a fuck.
I can say “Go die in a fire, you piece of trash” but not “I

I can say “Go die in a fire, you piece of trash” but not “I fucking love these Froot Loops.”
It’s daylight savings time! Don’t forget to not shut the fuck up

It’s daylight savings time! Don’t forget to not shut the fuck up about how the time change has really “thrown you off” for the next 2 weeks!
TSA should create a position where the only responsibility is

TSA should create a position where the only responsibility is telling college kids who sleep on the floor by a gate that they’re fucking slobs.
(B0nrMunky) There should be a horse at the Kentucky Derby named,

(B0nrMunky) There should be a horse at the Kentucky Derby named, “Your Wife Looks Like A Stuck Up Cunt In That Hat.”
Hi kids. In case you’re wondering what it’s like to be an adult,

Hi kids. In case you’re wondering what it’s like to be an adult, my mom called and yelled at me for typing “fuck” on the Internet. I’m 38.
If you’re walking around carrying a sack of your dog’s shit, the

If you’re walking around carrying a sack of your dog’s shit, the dog has already won.
So, are we just going to pretend that Disney’s “BFG” movie isn’t

So, are we just going to pretend that Disney’s “BFG” movie isn’t trying to subliminally sneak the word “fuck” into a kids’ movie title?