Delivery Style: observational

Observational joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • It was OK

    I recently visited a U.S. state north of Texas and south of Kansas.
    It wasn’t great… but it was OK.

  • Florida’s King Gator Excalibur Challenge!

    Florida’s King Gator Excalibur Challenge!

    King of Florida

  • When Poetry Fails: Johnny’s Unique Strategy

    Little Johnny was in school and his English teacher had the students write short poems.

    When everyone was done, she asked the students to read them for the class.

    Little Jeremy: “I took a walk down by the lake and there I saw a long brown snake.”

    Very good Jeremy!

    Little Susie: “My oh my! I looked to the sky, and there I saw a butterfly.”

    Very good Susie!

    Little Johnny: “I couldn’t think of one.”

    Teacher. “You go out in the hall and let me know once you do!”

    Little Johnny goes and sits in the hall. He’s looking around and figures one out.

    He jestures to the teacher who comes and asks him what his poem is.

    “As I sat out in the hall, a big cockroach ran up the wall.”

    The teacher wasn’t pleased, because she knew Johnny just loved slipping in curse words, but said “Ok, but leave cock out of it.”

    Little Johnny comes back in front of the class and reads his poem:

    “As I sat out in the hall, I saw a roach run up the wall. With his cock out!”

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  • Unexpected Truths: A Lesson in Stupidity

    A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger banging his wife.
    The guy says, “Hey! What the hell is going on here!?!”

    And his wife says to the stranger, “See? I told you he was stupid!”

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  • Common Sense: The Deodorant of Wisdom

    Common sense is like deodorant… the people who need it most never use it.

  • Anatomy Class: A Taste for the Unusual

    Some first-year medical students were attending their first anatomy class.

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    They gathered around a table where a real dead body had been placed for study. The professor began by telling them that every good doctor must have two important qualities.

    “The first,” he said, “is that a doctor must never be disgusted by anything in the human body.”

    To demonstrate, he inserted his finger into the dead body’s anus, then put the finger in his mouth and tasted it. He then asked the students to repeat what he had done.

    The students were shocked and hesitated for several minutes, but eventually, one by one, they did the same thing. Each of them inserted a finger into the body’s anus and then tasted it.

    When everyone had finished, they stood there frowning and looking uncomfortable.

    The professor looked at them and smiled. “The second most important quality of a doctor,” he said, “is observation.”

    “I inserted my middle finger,” he continued, “but I tasted my index finger.”

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  • Daily Grind: Adventures in Beer and Nature!

    A man goes in for a physical, and the doctor asks him about his daily routine.

    The man says, “Well, Doc, just yesterday afternoon I must’ve walked at least five miles. I waded up to my knees in a lake, drank three beers, outran a pack of wild dogs in the underbrush, drank another two beers, took a long, leisurely piss behind a tree, and stepped out of the way of an aggressive rattlesnake.

    Drank another beer, crawled out of quicksand, stood in a poison ivy patch, drank another two beers, climbed up and down five steep hills, and took another leak behind a tree.”

    The doctor, listening to all of this, is duly impressed. “Man, you must be one hell of an outdoorsman!”

    “Nah, Doc,” the man says. “I’m just a shitty golfer.”

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  • Cutting-Edge Insults: Evolution in Action

    Cutting-Edge Insults: Evolution in Action