The past, the present, and the future all walk into a bar at the same time.
It was tense…
Delivery Style: Pun
Pun joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Just my luck, I picked up the *karma* sutra book instead of the
Just my luck, I picked up the *karma* sutra book instead of the *kama* sutra. I guess what cums around goes around.
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Never hire a hooker named Crabby. Anyway you look at it, it’s
Never hire a hooker named Crabby. Anyway you look at it, it’s going to suck — and not in the good way, either.
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I’m developing a “super fast-acting” laxative for all of us
I’m developing a “super fast-acting” laxative for all of us ultra-busy people. So far I only have the marketing campaign: “Colonow — ’cause you got shit to do!”
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I wonder if the guy who invented the vibrator heard a strange
I wonder if the guy who invented the vibrator heard a strange little voice whispering to him: “Build it and they will cum.”
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I keep asking my personal waxer if he’d ever consider going out
I keep asking my personal waxer if he’d ever consider going out with me, but he just keeps giving me lip service.
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There’s a job opening at the tampon factory. If you’re
There’s a job opening at the tampon factory. If you’re interested, I think I can pull a few strings.
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Gorgeous as they are, I’m nevertheless terrified of looking at
Gorgeous as they are, I’m nevertheless terrified of looking at my girlfriend’s breasts. Maybe I have A-rack-nophobia.
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I like dating really short guys so that when we get into a
I like dating really short guys so that when we get into a fight, I can piss them off by saying, “We’re not currently seeing tit-to-eye.”
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Frankly, I was a bit surprised at how pissed the hooker got when
Frankly, I was a bit surprised at how pissed the hooker got when I asked her for the WhorFax.
