Why do aliens make such bad therapists?
They ask too many probing questions.
Pun joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
Why do aliens make such bad therapists?
They ask too many probing questions.
I won a balloon elephant at the fair and it wouldn’t fit in the back seat of the car. So I had to pop the trunk.
I was going to cook alligator for dinner…
But then I realized I only have a croc pot.
Did you hear about the sensitive burglar?
He takes things personally!
Where is the best place to sell a used chess set?
At a pawn shop.
In other news, there’s a new dating app that caters to arsonists.
Every week you get new matches!
How do you get 100 math teachers into a room in which only 99 fit?
You carry the one.
I went to the zoo last week. The first exhibit was a ciabatta, the second a baguette, and the third a brioche.
They were all bread in captivity.
If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN…
They become VERY ANGRY.
I was the best man at my brother’s wedding in Paris. At the reception, I raised my champagne glass and said, “Eggs, cinnamon, bread, and maple syrup…”
It was a French toast.