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Delivery Style: Pun
Pun joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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I don’t even like to bargain or haggle, but one of my favorite
I don’t even like to bargain or haggle, but one of my favorite words in the English language is still “dicker.”
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The reason I keep going back to Cherry is that she appreciates
The reason I keep going back to Cherry is that she appreciates my eccentricities, like using exactly 2.5 tablespoons of lube, and that it has to be applied clockwise to both my cock and her sphincter, once before and once midway through. Yep, I’m *very* anal about anal.
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First there was S&M;, then SMBD, then LGBT. Now it’s LGBTQIA.
First there was S&M;, then SMBD, then LGBT. Now it’s LGBTQIA. Forget about erectile dysfunction pills, I need a prescription to cure my Acronymorrhea.
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I give a shit about what you’re saying. No really. I give a
I give a shit about what you’re saying. No really. I give a shit. Here. Take this shit that I’m giving about what you’re saying.
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Just when I was reconsidering marketing a new sex toy, a
Just when I was reconsidering marketing a new sex toy, a mysterious voice reminded me: “If you build it, they will come.”
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Whenever someone with Alzheimer’s tries to apologize to me, I
Whenever someone with Alzheimer’s tries to apologize to me, I tell them to just forget about it.
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(B0nrMunky) If there’s ever a tribute band for Spoon, it should
(B0nrMunky) If there’s ever a tribute band for Spoon, it should be called “Spooge.”
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My wife did a bong hit right before performing analingus on me.
My wife did a bong hit right before performing analingus on me. She says she enjoyed the experience, but I think she was just blowing smoke up my ass.
