A friendly reminder: anal sex requires no less than a butt load of lubricant.
Delivery Style: Pun
Pun joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Registered Six Offender
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
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Chloroform Puts the Sensual Back Into Non-Consensual
Chloroform
puts the sensual back into
non-consensual
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Trans Fat
What do you get when you cremate a femboy/tomboy?
Trans fat.
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Every Triangle Is a Love Triangle
Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.
— Pythagoras
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Geometry Fetishes
People with geometry fetishes — they come in all shapes and sizes.
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Parking fine
A traffic cop went to the trouble of leaving a note under the wipers to let me know I’d positioned my car correctly…
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A Ford Oar two-door
Ford should make a coupe and call it the Oar.
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He gave me a blank stair
When I told my contractor that I didn’t want any carpeted steps, he just gave me a blank stair.
